Most people are wearing underwear – at least that you can tell if you need to.
No one has a dog on a short leash.
This one does not pretend to be something she is not.
You don’t need permission from her mother to stay here.
Your own mother does not care if you stay here.
The foyer is not crowded with press thinking they are covering a real story.
If you have sex here it won’t be taped (other than by security).
If taped, your sex activity won’t find its way onto the Internet.
You can have a drink here without being picked up for DUI.
Your trash won’t find its way onto eBay – unless you want it to.
You can have a conversation that does not include the word “like”.
You can use the hotel car park.
The morning after will be a cultural experience – take short walk to the Eiffel.
The collective IQ in this place will exceed 75.
There is a (Gideons) Bible in the top drawer. That is, there actually IS something in the top drawer.
After a night here a doctors visit is probably not required.
The real thing is at 18 Avenue de Suffren,
Tel: 33-1-44385600 Fax: 33-1-44385610
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